takeafuckingsipgabe:

sadisticsunshine:

takeafuckingsipgabe:

I used to love the idea of being a mermaid but now I realize the ocean is terrifying and the only way I’d be a mermaid is if I have a private lake with gentle fish friends

Become the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean

I’m already the scary and mysterious thing in my family I can’t handle the responsibility of also being the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean

bisexualbendy:

bisexualbendy:

bisexualbendy:

Full service sex work should be legalized. You can’t change my mind on this.

Sooo I made a slight wording mistake here, in that I did not know the difference between legalization and full decriminalization (like, I thought they were the same thing and apparently they’re not), so with that in mind, let me rephrase

Full service sex work should be fully decriminalized. You can’t change my mind on this but you can reblog this post

@kori-monster-the-support-hero @icestarstorm @preternatural-aura y’all reblogged the original, mind reblogging this version?

true suffering is being awake & active at 2:30 am bc u can’t sleep and trying to be quiet so u don’t wake your family while also constantly forgetting(and therefore stepping on) the huge sheet of gigantic bubble wrap that someone, for some godforsaken reason, left on the fucking floor

quasi-normalcy:

geekandmisandry:

happierthandignified:

geekandmisandry:

Society hates teenage girls and everything they enjoy.

I can’t even tell you how much this screwed with me as a teen. I spent a whole decade of my life trying to prove myself to people determined to see me negatively. If you’re a teen and you’re reading this just live your life. Like what you like and if someone tells you its dumb it’s because they’re an asshole. There’s nothing wrong with you.

Read what you want to read, eat and drink what you want to drink, wear what you want to wear and watch what you want to watch.

People are going to judge you if you fit the mould and if you don’t, including grown women who should really know better.

Is ok to be you, you’re enough.

I’m on mobile, but someone should post a link to that Lindsay Ellis video where she apologizes to Stephanie Myer and points out that, while Twilight wasn’t good, it wasn’t apocalyptically, civilization-destroyingly awful in the manner that its hatedom portrayed it 10 years ago, and that other, similarly objectionable books targeted at boys never recieve the same degree of oprobrium.

girlsfrommars:

thatisrad:

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what