wehaveallgotknives:

sinesalvatorem:

dr-archeville:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

eyetosky:

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”

M: “What’s your name?”

R: “Rudolph.”

M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”

R: “… Red-Nose.”

M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”

Right on! Wave the red nose of the workers’ liberation.

@ritavonbees

Source: eyetosky

alittlebitofhufflepuff:

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

so, uh…. lesson of the day is this, i guess:

if you’ve been inside of the walk-in freezer at work so long that you’ve lost feeling in your hands and decide to run hot water over them to speed up the whole “regaining feeling” process, check the water temp with something that still has sensation left or else you’ll get fucking burns on your fucking hands owwww jfc