Genji: You need healing
McCree: You meme loving fuck
Pharah: You take immense pleasure knowing the other team has to change their entire comp to counter you
Reaper: 3edgy5me
Soldier 76: COD man
Sombra: Everyone hates you, including you, I’m so sorry
Tracer: Probably Scout main in TF2, annoying gnat who won’t leave me the fuck alone
Bastion: Innocent in all of this, you deserve that potg
Hanzo: Completely aware that someone hates you no matter what your skill level
Junkrat: “Aiming’s overrrated”
Mei: The Devil doesn’t reside in human souls, it resides in that cold, adorable empty husk of a person
Torbjorn: The five of you don’t deserve that potg
Widowmaker: Likes sniping more than winning
D.Va: Takes no prisoners
Orisa: Wants to win but hates playing Reinhardt
Reinhardt: Lovely and nice person who is not above destorying the innocent
Roadhog: Loves Ilios, loves murdering squishies
Winston: Switches heroes because the team comp sucks, a true team player
Zarya: Secretly the best player in the match
Ana: Likes winning more than sniping
Lucio: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
Mercy: Hates everyone, including Jeff Kaplan, is losing or has lost faith in humanity
Symmetra: She’s a killer queen, dynamite with a laserbeam
Zenyatta: Looks chill on the outside, is definitely not chill on the inside
person playing against AI on easy mode at level 24, for some reason: why is everyone on this team so low level?
finally bought overwatch
it’s p cool i think? i’ve just been screwing around in the training room thingy so far but i like it
i’m kinda worried to actually play w/ people though bc i’ve like. never played this sort of multiplayer before
normally it’s just games where you happen to be in the same world but you’re not directly competing or helping each other so if i’m shitty it doesn’t matter to anyone but me
things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:
the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef.
a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
there are college students who own a house phone
faye dunaway is there
there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
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