HEEEEEEY y’all remember in 2015 when they started putting up structures for the president to send messages to everybody’s phone, and it was never rolled out because we all agreed it was a terrible idea? Well guess what’s back, babey!
I mean, if I wanted to get woken up in the middle of the night by a madman retweeting conspiracy theories from the toilet, I woulda just accepted my uncle’s friend request on facebook, but I *guess* it’ll be cool to find out in real time which things are FAKE NEWS and/or SAD
This is Hell. We are in Hell. God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed Him.
I’m laughing and crying hes gonna broadcast nuke launch codes or nudes or smthn I guarantee it
Wait you can disable amber alerts? Y tho
I wanted to see if this was real and
this is really, really bad from a privacy perspective because, if the phone maker can hard-bake alerts that can’t be turned off in any way, just imagine what other mandatory nasties might be hiding in the code
It took me a while to remember that in a university context, kin is short for kinesiology and i lemme tell you, hearing “she’s majoring in kin” nearly killed me on the spot
Me: While Cinemasins claims to be tounge in cheek about the whole thing its actually created a culture where people are complaining about the presence of tropes in fiction which is like complaining about a tree being made of wood
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