an almost name is what your parents almost named you! or if you named yourself, what *you* almost named you!
nobody almost named me cloud, but my parents did think about naming me rebecca
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do u ever feel ur soul physically removing itself from your body
69. what OC loves R E V O L U T I O N?
okay idk if star trek online characters count but she’s the one who really fits this one, so:
Centurian Leksa. Her genetic makeup is 3% andorian, 1.5% human, 2.3% orion, 0.5% bajoran, 12.5% romulan, [continues for 5 hours straight]… and 100% ready to fuCKING FIGHT THE TAL SHIAR
role play i give you a hug!!!
not exactly in line with my ‘pain and suffering’ RP theme
…but I’ll take it 😀
a really soft and fluffy cloud
!!
i think your icon looks like a minccino
it’s actually a cluster of angel aura quartz crystals, but now that you mention it, it /does/ look kind of minccino-y!
The first thing I said to Tau in our Gallifreyan lifetime (after recovering from Initiation, that is) was “I cannot believe I have a Cerulean roommate, I’m filing for a transfer first thing tomorrow.” Wow, that’d have been an awkward tattoo.
I can’t decide if it would’ve made the “my roommate wants to transfer” thing more or less awkward for her
…what did she say back tho omg
I think people born any time after 2000 are called Homelanders?
I believe it’s actually more like 2005 and onwards, making them either the majority of generation z or the whole thing if you use the latest cutoff date, generationally speaking
I’ve heard generation z/homelanders used synonymously though, and I’m personally cool with that being their/our Thing, since I get a slightly less clunky way of describing my place in the Great Generation Wars™
you have to have a food!!!!
I wish that was it, but I’m sick and having some symptoms similar to those of food poisoning
I’m eating what I can in between running for the bathroom tho
im a cat !!!!!!!
i’m love you?????
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