Tag: cloud says things

cisphobeofficial:

getting increasingly upset by the realization that even by non-capitalist standards i don’t really have like…. Useful Skills

i can cook a little bit, but not for large groups and mostly even then it’s cakes and desserts which are great and all, but not what i’d call ideal food to bring to anything that’s supposed to be feeding people who are actually hungry and need nutrition.

i’m in the process of learning to drive. how special. a truly unique skill that no one else has and that’s totally in high demand, thus why uber has to pay triple figures to get people to do it for them. yup.

i can’t organize events, i can’t make or fix clothing…

i can… braid hair?

ffs i’m useless lmao

seeing people praise Oregon as a left-wing utopia is always amusing. like, i don’t mean to crush your dreams or anything but it’s actually composed of 2 areas

1) portland/the areas surrounding portland, where like 90% of us live, which is indeed more leftist than not

and 2) everywhere else, which is decidedly Not

and if you live in portland you get to deal with nazis coming down from vancouver every other weekend to try and take over the city

if the Censorship Bot™ was halfway competent i’d make some joke about how i’ll translate your smut into trigedasleng so that it can be posted without the bot knowing wtf you’re writing but let’s be real here that would get flagged anyways

honestly it seems like tumblr’s strategy for the algorithm was less “catch porn and also other things maybe, better safe than sorry” and more “if we flag 67% of all posts on our website then odds are we’ll get the porn flagged too, right?*