the problem with working a niche version of a common job(food server but in a retirement home, in my case) is that half of my “relatable funny and/or FML moments” posts are actually completely unrelatable for u all
like, getting yelled at by a customer for something that wasn’t your fault? classic!
pissing off someone in another department because they asked you to refresh a tray of drinks/desserts and you tried to tell them you had other things to do but the tray was for the family of someone who was dying?
…classic?

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to-the-fishies:

sashayed:

roachpatrol:

sashayed:

elucubrare:

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

Try These Home Remedyes

  • take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God 
  • have lesse blood
  • hast thou tried Arsenic

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Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

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Good book for anyone considering ever having children at any point in the future. #America #health #healthyliving #detox #heal #futuregenerations #family #organic #naturalparenting #savethehumans #savehumanity #toxicity #cityliving #autism #add #allergies #vaccines #healing #asd #nutrition #superhuman #longevity #fertility #parenting #humanity #statistics

i’m autistic & i was born with a birth defect. not my autism- that’s fine, aside from certain assholes spreading misinformation and trying to prevent people from being born like me-, a heart defect. it took away my energy, leaving me exhausted from a single trip to the store at an age when for most parents, getting their kid to calm down for five minutes is an impossible task. 

i got surgery to fix it at the age of 5, and had a (literal) overnight increase in strength and energy. if it had been left untreated, it most likely would have eventually killed me.

i know from personal experience that birth defects can really suck ass, and some of them should totally be prevented or fixed early on so kids can get on with their lives.

autism? is not one of them. it’s not even a birth defect, it’s a fucking neurotype that does not need to be cured or prevented in any fashion. 

i hate eye contact, i can’t always talk using verbal methods, the feeling of crayons on paper is physically painful, and i count myself lucky if i manage the energy to have two close friends at the same time. i’m easily overwhelmed by things like confrontation and the feeling of having long fingernails. if i do not have access to sensory-friendly foods, i will literally starve because i can’t eat stuff that doesn’t mesh with my sensory tastes, i literally just physically cannot.

and above all else, i can’t fucking stand people who claim autism is some kind of tragedy that should be avoided at all costs. meaning you, haleymeijermusic. fuck you if you still think autism is a “preventable birth defect”. 

OP is literally advertising for-profit eugenics

A pedophile cannot change who they are. Why would you oppose pedophiles that don’t act on their urges, when the only other option for them is to act on their urges? Either they abuse children, or they don’t. You can encourage one of these behaviors, or invalidate your opinion and leave them to their own devices. Given these choices, it should be clear we need to support those who don’t act to encourage that behavior. Why would you place your own feelings of disgust over the safety of children?

All pedophiles are dangerous to children if they can’t change they need to either remove themselves from the presense of children or fucking die lmao don’t you fucking lecture me, someone who’s been fucking abused by a fucking pedophile, on the safety of children you disgusting waste of air
don’t forget I require monetary compensation for this lmao