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Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

Try These Home Remedyes

  • take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God 
  • have lesse blood
  • hast thou tried Arsenic

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if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle

after like 5 months i have finally admitted to myself that its probably not just something weird i ate 

so uh i have ibs or crohns or celiac disease or something  

idek

i’m too shy to bring up the whole “something is horrifyingly wrong with my digestive system and btw this has been going on for almost half a year now” thing to my parents rn which is seriously limiting my ability to get any sort of dx

my self-dx skills only apply to my brain apparently and isn’t that just fucking fantastic 

tagging thesylverlining bc u are friend and my first instinct is to see if u have words of advice or digital hugs

or both idk