Matt Murdock: Hell’s kitchen is my HOME and I will protect it with my LIFE because JUSTICE and CATHOLIC GUILT
Luke Cage: Yeah, there’s some good people in Harlem but I’d rather be left alone. I mean if someone starting shit, ill finish it but – whoops, I’ve adopted a neighborhood.
Jessica Jones: I care about four people and sometimes myself, kiss my ass NYC.
Peggy Carter’s grave is filled so quickly by her friends and family that they don’t need gravediggers
Tony Stark sometimes wonders if the Arc Reactor could be marketed to synagogues as a Ner Tamid
Pepper Potts’ grandfather called her “Peppila”
The first time Bruce Banner comes back from his transformation, he says the
Shehecheyanu
In Israel, people call Thor “Makebet” and he is known to get an inordinate number of Hanukkah party invites
Natasha Romanoff can pull herself out of flashbacks by reciting the shema
Clint Barton only goes to synagogue on Kol Nidre, and won’t let anyone go with him
Nick Fury’s hebrew name is Niv Amichai, for his grandfather
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Maria Hill understands Ladino, but doesn’t speak it, cause her parents used it as a secret language at home
Sharon Carter consulted with her Rabbi before deciding to get a tattoo to honor her Aunt Peggy
Peter Parker has a lot of guilt about web-slinging on Shabbat, because is it technically work or not? Walking isn’t work, and we are commanded to always pursue justice…
Wanda privately thinks of Vision as a golem.
Rhodey was an active member of the MIT Hillel and used to try and drag Tony along to mixers and stuff
Scott Lang takes Cassie to the river every Rosh Hashana to perform tashlikh
Laura Barton makes the best kugel you’ve ever had, and she will gladly share the recipe with you, just have another few bites
There is fierce disagreement over whether Stark
Industries or Pym Technologies was the first to offer the high holy days
as paid leave.
As a kid, Sam Wilson had very strong feelings about the Noah’s Ark story with its dove and raven.
Jane Foster spent the year after SHIELD fell crying over the fact that her research was stolen by Nazi scientists.
Before going deep undercover with Hydra, Jasper Sitwell talked to one of the highest-ranking rabbis in SHIELD about how to maintain his identity despite everything. He recites the V’ahavta in his head every night so he never forgets who he is.
Cooper Barton just started preparing for his Bar Mitzvah. Clint promised that if he does a good job, he can get a bow of his own.
Peggy Carter lights a candle on her brother’s yahrtzeit every year. Steve saw her do it once; it was early enough in their relationship that he didn’t feel like he could ask her who it was for.
Tony and Rhodey disagree vehemently as to whether or not one should put ketchup on latkes. Every. Single. Year.
Jane Foster to her rabbi: “I mean, it doesn’t technically count as idolatry if I don’t worship him, does it?”
Howard Stark’s only anonymous donations are to Jewish schools all over the country, every year for the entirety of his adult life. In his will, he set up a fund to continue the donations as long as possible. The fund is named for Anna Jarvis.
Darcy and Jane compare Bat Mizvahs and laugh at their nineties fashion choices.
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