god i love anti steve content bc i cant even be mad at it bc it lit sounds like stan content its all like “steve rogers betrayed his country and committed treason all for some dick” like yes he did thats my baby and im proud of his anti american gay ass
Tag: mcu
Thor fears Steve. Not for his anger or skill, but his
sadness.Thor is a god; his lifespan will last thousands – tens of
thousands – of Midgardian years. And yet he has chosen to tether himself to this
mortal realm, to these mortal friends.Even if they survive their dangerous lives, they will age
and die. A few decades at most, and they will all be gone. And he will live the
rest of his lifetime with only their memory.Thor fears Steve, because in him he sees the wounds such
loss leaves behind.
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black panther au where everything is the same but instead of martin freeman it’s alec hardison pretending to be cia for a con
Alec “I wish I’d played more flight simulators” Hardison trying to shoot down the other planes in Shuri’s simulator and freaking out about it.
The rest of the team getting worried when he disappears and when they find out that Killmonger has taken over Wakanda they team up with T’Challa and are like “let’s go steal a throne.”
Hardison doing the Wakanda Forever salute ❤
(ideally I’d watch the movie ten more times because my memory is garbage except for memes, but oh well.)
1. Nakia can tell there’s something off about this “CIA agent” right away. Something about the way he looks at T’Challa. CIA has a very distinctive look toward him. This guy is something else. She doesn’t tell the others, though; he’s not going to get the artifact, no matter who he is.
marvel wants to bury its gays but theyve never had more than one so they just keep killing loki and bringing him back
I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily
peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer
when the mcu tries to gently Just Good Pals steve and bucky i want to laugh at them because, like. they were the ones who structured their arc, from the very beginning, as a story about leaving a plucky sweetheart behind in the states when you ship out. it could have been lifted wholesale from practically any wartime romance filmed between 1940 and 1950. “i just wish they’d take me into the army too– i’d go with you, show that fuhrer a thing or two– just promise me you’ll take care!” “darling, don’t worry, you can do your part right here at home– it’s ever so important to the war effort!” it’s the theme of fucking “tender comrade” and “since you went away” and “mrs. miniver” and i could go on and on
the part where steve gets turned into a tall dangerous hillshire farms beef log is the surprising science fiction twist; but the part where he grumps about being Left Behind by a uniformed hottie is 1000% period-accurate romantic dramedy that could have been screenwritten by david o. selznick. i’m sorry mcu i don’t make the fucking rules. this is just how it is. give them their v-e day kiss already and let me rest
also THEY are the ones who put a searching-for-romance subplot in Winter Soldier where Steve says he just can’t find anyone with “shared life experience” 30 minutes before his lifelong best friend who is also a super soldier and was also frozen and also missed the last 70 years comes back from the dead
like what the fuck did they think they were trying to convey there
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