tony: not naming names but if Some People, [looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy] Actually did their JOB, thanos wouldnt even have gotten to earth
gamora: well if Some People [looks pointedly at thor] didnt let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok, thanos wouldnt have even have cared about earth
everyone: [incomprehensible yelling]
steve: GUYS Stop! youre All forgetting something……….Tony also put an infinity stone in his stupid ass robot
Matt Murdock: Hell’s kitchen is my HOME and I will protect it with my LIFE because JUSTICE and CATHOLIC GUILT
Luke Cage: Yeah, there’s some good people in Harlem but I’d rather be left alone. I mean if someone starting shit, ill finish it but – whoops, I’ve adopted a neighborhood.
Jessica Jones: I care about four people and sometimes myself, kiss my ass NYC.
No matter what actually happens in Civil War I think we can all agree the fandom reaction will be either unbearable or hilarious depending on your tolerance level for wank.
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