when ur teammate doesn’t get in the fucking dropship
#JustRetributionThings
Tag: shitwatch
reaper’s new skin has the fluffiest hair wtf
blizzard i love it and don’t you dare change a thing but i don’t think “i want to pet his head” was the intended audience reaction there
poor enemy mercy
i was playing widow on the second point of anubis and she kept going battle mercy every time she got her ult only for me to pick her out of the air immediately
tbh sometimes im tempted to become a mei main again
when your hard work trying to improve your aim as widowmaker starts to pay off B)
anyone else fuckin uhhhhh Hyped™ for the retribution event
playing mercy in low gravity is fun bc u get to accidentally fling yourself into the stratosphere 12 times per game
me, playing orisa: hey let me know if you want to switch and i can play something else
my team: *crickets*
DPS player: OMG our tanks are such trash why are you guys so shitty
me: i’m willing to switch if anyone’s willing to play a shield tank! 🙂
my team: *silence*
DPS player: tanks you need to be farther forward oh my GOD stop being so terrible
me: 🙂 if anyone wants to switch just tell me! 🙂 🙂
DPS player: wow why did we have to have such awful tanks this match
tracer, who just died to a scatter arrow: I could use some healing!
me, having been killed by the same scatter arrow: ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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