pipcomix:

Late capitalist predictions

1. That fucking Amazon grocery store in fucking .. Seattle or whatever that doesn’t take real dollars is going to start implementing a thing where the doors won’t let you out unless you have a Product you Purchased with you, you’ll just, you will be trapped there , it won’t let you out. Ppl will be like “haha but you can just buy a pack of gum for a dollar! So it’s not a big deal! :)”

2. Stores will use facial recognitiom software to monitor your face and fire the employees on shift if you aren’t smiling and this website will be like “psa don’t frown while u are grocery shopping”