Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall
Trump is notorious for his “filing system”: when he is finished with a
piece of paper, he tears it into tiny pieces and throws it away, which
is fine if you’re a CEO (maybe), but is radioactively illegal under the
Presidential Records Act, because the President works for the public,
and is required by law to archive their official papers and save them
for public scrutiny.
White House staffers gave up on trying to explain this to Trump, who
just kept on tearing up everything, from official letters from Senators
to letters from constituents to notes and other paperwork.
The staffers – paid nearly $70,000 year – ended up with full-time jobs
retrieving scraps of paper from Trump’s trash-can and piecing them back
together with clear tape so they can be filed in the National Archives.
Some of these staffers were eventually fired; they’ve spoken to
Politico about their year in the Trump administration as paper-tapers.
@ anyone who doesn’t want to know ahead of time how to do stuff: spoilers for LLTQ!
becoming engaged to Talarist early on can get you the possibility of an alliance(specifically, right before you meet with Togami he offers to let you run away to his country and says that his king is eager to discuss an alliance, though this is a game over if you take him up on it), and you can get a military alliance with Ixion if you give them the province they invaded and write them near the end(if you’re going for a military victory) for help, but only if you have 100 in court manners
Long Live The Queen is a viciously evil game where you, as the person in charge of a woefully-unprepared princess, must manage Elodie’s weekly schooling to teach her the skills she needs while everything is trying to kill her. Will you nurture her into a cruel warlord who executes anyone and anything that could pose a threat? Or a Magnificent Bitch wielding an extensive intelligence network in one hand and a web of alliances in the other? Or maybe even a Badass Magical Girl Warrior with a personal attack falcon?
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