@ whoever wrote the anonymous op-ed, did you try and fail to stop the President from snatching children from their families, or was your thought process more along the lines of “meh, it’s not like they’re white, i’ve got more important battles to fight”?
this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke
Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend – dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.
I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing
There’s this concept in Buddhism called mudita. It means “sympathetic joy” or “joy felt at another person’s happiness without one’s own bullshit getting in the way.”
I don’t understand why there ain’t more of that in the world. Why put schadenfreude on a fuckin pedestal when you can feel mudita, especially for someone you supposedly love?
“voltron walked so bubbline could run” you morons voltron pulled out its own gun at the starting line, shot itself in the foot and proceeded to tell all of its fans to shut up and that ITS WAR, PEOPLE DIE, EVEN THE GAYS while bubbline has been riding on a motorcycle for 8 goddamn years popping wheelies and jumping over buses and shit
Korrasami fired the starting gun, rupphire sprinted to the finish, bubbline kept a steady pace and it took a while but damn if it didn’t get there, voltron tripped at the starting line and then whined about how they should rerun the race because “it was the audiences fault they tripped.”
[An old newspaper clipping that reads: Today marks the 35th anniversary of the death of Sir Douglas Bader and I couldn’t let it pass without this story of the RAF hero. He was giving a talk at an upmarket girl’s school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War. “So there were two of the f***ers behind me, three f***ers to my right, another f***er on the left,” he told the audience. The headmistress went pale and interjected: “Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft.” Sir Douglas replied: “That may be, madam, but these f***ers were in Messerschmitts.”]
I’ve gotten a number of messages about this now and I want to clarify: I don’t think that dating your own double is inherently bad. It works out great for lots of people! Problems arise when one of you is clearly the superior of the other, the “you” from an alternate universe in which you’re just cooler and smarter and sexier than you are.
My rule of thumb: You can date yourself if you’re both Original Flavor, but if one of you is Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar, the relationship is doomed from the start. On the other hand, if one of you is Original Flavor and the other is Cookies and Cream, you’re both bringing something unique to the table and maybe it can work out.
Also, if it’s not immediately apparent which one of you is the Evil Dopplegänger, break it off now. You don’t want to get invested in a relationship only to squabble over how to divide the villainy between you. It’s okay for two evil doubles to date each other, but it has to be clear that that’s what’s happening – if you’re both morally ambiguous, it’ll become a problem later on down the line.
Let me further clarify: this isn’t about otherkin but I guess if you need it to be, that’s fine. Just don’t forget this advice when you meet your doppelgänger and the topic of dating comes up.
This sounds like, very well researched? Are you okay? Are you dating a double that’s evil??
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