quasi-normalcy:

plum-soup:

mapsontheweb:

USA if water levels rose 800 Meters.

Appalachia = Hawaii 2

Surely it wouldn’t rise this much even if the icecaps melted completely, would it?

According the to American Museum of Natural History’s website, it would take all the ice covering Antarctica, Greenland, and every mountain’s icecaps in order to raise the ocean level….

70 meters.

so, yeah, 800 meters is more of a “we’ve had multiple fucking enormous comets caught in our orbit for centuries and they’ve slowly melted & rained down their ice supply into our oceans over the years” scenario, not a “the ice caps melted” scenario

Hey Fia! What are your thoughts on the New York Times-published anon op-ed about Trump? (At the very least I am living for this game of “Whodunnit.”)

fialleril:

For those who haven’t seen it, the op-ed in question is here, and it’s absolutely worth a read, if for no other reason than the fact that this is something unprecedented in modern American history. A senior member of the administration is saying that the sitting president cannot be trusted to uphold American interests or the rule of law, and that the president’s own staff works against him to prevent him from doing irreparable damage. The fact that the author makes a point of saying they support many of the administration’s policies doesn’t leave me with a high opinion of their politics, but does make them more credible in terms of the clear and present danger that is Trump.

As for whodunnit…. here are a few of my theories:

Crack Theory: Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Realistically, there’s no way that this is true. But you have to admit, it would be hilarious.

The Last Person You’d Suspect, But It Makes a Strange Kind of Sense When You Think About It Theory: Mike Pence. He’s been largely above suspicion, both from Trump and from most of the theories in the media. He’s also been largely quiet in this administration. But Pence is an experienced politician and the kind of extremist that the mainstream Republic Party is much more comfortable with than they are with Trump himself. Whatever else you can say about Pence, though (and you can say a lot), he does appear to be someone who values the norms of government and who shares most traditional Republican stances when it comes to foreign policy and trade, in particular. Those are the two things Trump is most obviously overturning, and the two things the anonymous op-ed writer mentions specifically. Also, if Pence wants to put himself in a better position to claim the presidency should….something see Trump removed, he needs to start distancing himself from his boss. He can’t do that in any kind of public way right now, because he’d then face the wrath of Trump. But anonymously, so that he could out himself later when the time was right? Maybe.

The Boring But Likely To Be True Theory: Somebody we haven’t really heard of. The Times describes the writer of this op-ed as a “senior official” in the Trump administration, but that could mean a lot of things, and the Times is pointedly refusing to clarify their definition. So the odds are probably pretty good that the anonymous author is someone who hasn’t actually made much news, and therefore isn’t a household name. Yet.

The Reasonable But Not Especially Exciting Theory: Jim Mattis. Mattis more than anyone else still left in the administration values the norms and traditions of American government, and is particularly concerned with foreign policy (a main focus of the op-ed). He’s also spent most of his time as Defense Secretary carefully managing foreign policy responses (particularly in relation to Russia) that are largely in line with traditional American policy, while at the same time paying public homage to Trump and carefully managing him so that the president won’t upend those policies. Which…is basically exactly what the op-ed writer describes doing.

If I Had To Put Money On Someone Theory: John Kelly. Tbh I nearly talked myself into putting my money on Pence up there, but ultimately John Kelly just makes so much sense. We know he despises Trump (though every time there’s a story about this fact he puts out a statement about how very much he respects the president – me thinks the general doth protest too much). He was first a cabinet secretary and then chief of staff, so we know that he’s been present and involved in pretty much all of the situations the anonymous writer describes. We also know from James Comey’s book that Kelly very much sees his role as preserving the institutions of government from the destructive impulses of this president. (Kelly, of course, can’t publicly admit that, but all of the reporting since then has served only to back up Comey’s report of Kelly.) And we know that Kelly is enough of a traditionalist that he’d be very hesitant to take an unprecedented step. (Such as invoking the 25th Amendment, which the anonymous writer says the cabinet considered in the early days, before ultimately deciding that they weren’t sure if it would work and they didn’t want to provoke a constitutional crisis.) Also, importantly, we know that no matter how much Kelly sees himself as working to preserve the institutions from Trump, he also hates his job and probably wouldn’t be heartbroken if he was asked to leave. This is important because, of course, it’s extremely unlikely this op-ed will remain anonymous forever.

katielittlejohn:

soorajmakhi:

theyellowbrickroad:

theyellowbrickroad:

Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex legitimately thought he killed me with his dick???

Ok so picture this I’m 18 and excited about sex, trying out some new positions. We are having sex in a pretty similar position to this

And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he’s pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in… But something is wrong. He’s about to enter….

The. Wrong. Hole.

And my eyes widen, I go to shout “noooo!!!!” But it’s all happening too fast. He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet.

We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me: I am a chronic fainter. If I’m in pain or if I see my own blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet and turn to him and say, “I am going to pass out.”

He doesn’t know I’m serious, he thinks I’m just being emotional, and he’s like “no baby come here” but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground.

He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I’m dead. A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the grave with some accidental anal sex.

SIMONE I AM YELLING

Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I didn’t make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after all.

tyrantisterror:

So apparently the James Cameron’s Avatar sequels are going to focus on the same characters from the first movie, including the ones that died, because the characters are what people remember most about Avatar.  You remember the characters from Avatar, right?  Those lovable characters that were the best part of the movie?  Why, they’re so great and memorable I don’t even feel like I need to name them.

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

lekswinterisdyslexic:

People are protesting that we must boycott the film Bohemian Rhapsody because, and I quote, “the trailer erases Mercury’s homosexuality by having him flirt with a woman and whitewashes him!” Which is funny, because these people are basically erasing Freddie Mercury’s bisexuality and his relationship with Mary Austin and whitewashing Rami Malek at the same time in order to back their shitty excuse of an argument.

Now, repeat with me:

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was

bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was

bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was

bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

This has been a PSA.

When the first snippet trailer was released there were rumors that they were making Freddie straight and ending the movie before the AIDS crisis.

These rumors turned out to only be based on the fact that neither of those themes were in the 30 second clip.

Since then the trailers clearly show him flirting with men and women and the writers have spoken out to say that part of Freddie’s motivation in the movie is he was recently diagnosed with AIDS. So yeah it’s brought up JUST A LITTLE

But biphobes will hate no matter how much googling you do for them so I guess I’ll just have to HAPPILY go watch this movie 70 consecutive times.

gotta love how every google search trying to find a hair color that’ll go well with my natural auburn is just page after page of people happily suggesting dyes that go well with black/brown/blonde hair but when you get to any shade of red it’s all 

no :(((((( please don’t dye your hair it’s so pretty i’ll be so fucking upset if you dye your own hair which literally doesn’t affect me in any way your hair’s too pretty to dye waaaaaaaah how could you do this pls don’t do this to me your hair :(((((((

like… y’all know how obnoxious men who cry over women cutting their hair sound? literally. all fucking non-redheads who think they have to throw public tantrums on the internet about this shit. that’s you all