on one hand, becoming a blacksmith who makes swords and weapons and shit would be rad as fuck
on the other hand, i was born in modern times and would thus need to do some serious entrepreneurial bullshit on order to make any money from it, and that’s… not my thing.

alright, tumblr, you’ve failed me and i need y’all to make it up to me.

i just found a new bullshit “improvement” to the site and /none of you warned me ahead of time/

i am, however, willing 2 forgive y’all if somebody tells me how to turn off the ‘in your orbit’ shit on my dash

I love that post that’s going around but what the fuck did I even want to do as a kid? transition? die? pet cats? the first two i don’t want anymore and I’ve been doing the third since I figured out how hands work